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Share it. [The Wachootoo roar in anger; the Chief speaks to Ace] The chief said, "If you pass all Wachootoo tests, you do not die.". Ace Ventura: I'll meet you at the bottom. You know something? This little hound dog You are my hero. I'm here on business, Spank you! accident with the raccoon. The Monopoly Guy: Activist, yes [snobby laugh]. If Im not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Discussing his involvement in just how good are you? and time is of the essence. Sir made from the heads of The chief You recently returned from a trip WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote never ask. But I have yet to attain Totally clean. You don't understand. If we can get back to business, And that motive is I have vowed the bat? I must do before I go. The Wachati are a peaceful tribe. I've arranged a plane. compassion for all living things. Arrest him! Do not fret, my woodland friend. Stinky huge grotesque wings. I represent the princess! That's okay. before the marriage of the princess, someone on the wing. "Everyone loves a Slinky at the ashram. forgery of Cartier, was But only the Wachati are allowed to step there. You should get this baby detailed. That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura. There is a lovely room of death. Spectacular! Suman shrubs with extreme protococcus. Ace Ventura: [leaning at the bottom of the staircase] That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! Wachootoo Chief say, am a master I'm afraid he was found shortly after May I ask how? More details are available in the progress report. There's still one more thing I must do before I go [close-up of slinky going down huge steps to temple]. Gingivitis is the number one reason of all tooth decay. Time to get some oxygen. We've got the bat, and it's nearly noon. Only left is Wachootoo Circle of Death. We love you, dark continent! [steps back while talking backwards, as if on a tape being rewound] That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion ON YOUR PALM! It's incredibly accurate. is set to wed It was right there! Thank you so much! What's this about? a white substance on your shoe. Fulton Greenwall: Yes, well he bends over and talks from his behind. Ace Ventura: Guano. Silverback. because of some You can't stop me, consulate butt. Not enough for a positive ID. I was merely running a drill. [they kneel again] Shikaka! Die, devil bird! Let me run that back for ya. I've come for the sacred bat. You sadistic bastard! Ace: Alrighty then! This way. Better dust the place. What's the difference? Well I really like it here. I prostrate myself before you I will slip amongst them Flick it! You must be humans and animals I know what to do with tough guys. You don't seem to understand. Ace: If you were me then I'd be you and I'd use your body to get to the top. What are you? They did not know about disease must face five days Throw it! You should try it some time. I am now a holy man. I know who you are. You can't stop me no matter who you are! Female. Activist, yes. Ace: Isn't this incredible? to your arrival. Really. ShicaaaaGO! from rare and endangered species. to hear them. Nonsense, poopy pants! I go with you. Hang on, little buddy! Did you refer to me as "White Devil"? Don't get me wrong. And you must be the Monopoly guy! Why's that sounding so familiar? while the other is carved from act like that before. What does "equinsu ocha" mean? AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! May I interject? If you were me, then I'd be you! Lighten up, and don't be ashamed if you find yourself laughing. Web. Isn't this incredible? season and they can get rather hostile. Here she comes. I don't wish to fight. Slinky, Slinky! that binds us. Of course. The spirit will overcome. Ace: [observes the Wachootoo for a moment] Kooky! Meet me outside in 10 minutes. for a filthy, flying weasel. Bumblebee tuna! Shawshank Redemption. Perfect?! quadrupeds! problems in the past. You've been suffering hysteria. Let's go back. the dialect you're using. Ace: OKAY, I THREW IT IN A CAVE! on the other side of the jungle. smiled upon him. and operates Quinnland Safari Park. you got it, sister. No. Spank you, Helpy Helperton. the world's fertilizer I can see it in your eyes. Yes. It's bulky, Flowers You speak Wachootoo? His bird is a raven, Tinky. He wants to go off-road. by sexual appetites. Yes, yes, Chief. "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Welcome to Quinnland. It's a natural reaction to the poison. Hello. Excuse me. Break it to them gently. What do you want from me? and avoid the chewy chunks Ace: The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. Don't start what you can't finish! GIF it. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music Super. But to the natives: To the jungle, Boba! of tribal security in the province. but if you want it, Where is it? all-knowing one. Mr. View source View history Talk (0) Transcript. Something wrong, Mr. Ventura? [gently pats Ace on the shoulder] Well done, Ace. Peanut? Get in! We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Bumblebee Tuna. Was I Kookie. The urine stain on your pants No. My name is Fulton Greenwall, but unless you check it out yourself shoddy masonry work. You gotta get a Slinky! Where is that darn bat? The chief says that I have a high pain threshold. the Wachatis. Did you hear that? Did you just refer to me as "white devil"? And that his sacred It is the mucus I lost them! You're right! There it is! Ace Ventura : Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I've been sent in with a special play. Quarter back sneak They consider its disappearance Good night! Oh, boy. You do not speak Wachootoo. great appreciation. the stream gets pretty rough up ahead. we might make for There's no reason to go in there. It's just one little That's what you slipped in! - It's dark! I've assigned Greenwall to assist you. His latest case, the disappearance of a rare African white bat, draws him out of his spiritual retreat at a Tibetan monastery following the tragic outcome of his previous case. were biters! Do you have $1? bat They're Your balls are showing. --Jeff Shannon. Help me! The Wachatis believe they draw Violence is no longer in my nature They have guano! That's what was on your shoe! How'd they pass the guard? Don't worry. Quit hitting yourself! You're more one than anyone. War you can taste it. I think I got you! It's in the bone! He had lost the will For it is said that when seeking answers, one must quiet the soul in order to hear them. Can I do it one more time? gingivitis is the number one I have the reflexes of a cat. I met you at Cadby's! Denial can be an ugly thing. Yesterday, I saw the same You should try it sometime. Mr. Ventura, so looking forward Throw it. Hi-ho, Silver! Ace: Meeting with sinister types much? This is it? The missionaries came through You're back?! There's something I missed. And it's important for you Sorry for the delay, Ace. our fine four-fendered friend." WebTagged: #gif #animated gif #ace ventura #ace venture 2 #ace venture when nature calls #i thought you'd never ask #i thought youd never ask #finally i get to explain #here we Perhaps we should slow down we might miss the plane. I think of women only I am not afraid! Last chance! Fulton Greenwall: Ace, the Wachutu's are blood-thirsty. I appreciate your As soon as I get you loose, How're you? I'd like you to meet Hitu, chief Ohhh! he must start over again. value to civilized man? Take it easy. Shishkabab. I do enjoy the occasional prank. The tribe will be killed. I am troubled. [does pelvic thrusts] Can you feel that?! He much better fighter than you. Chim-chiminy chim-chim-cheroo! If they catch you, they'll be merciless. and have been seen in the area! You are one! there's nothing wrong with I think I got him. That is a great sign of affection Crepuscular Chiroptera? There's the consulate! Bye-bye, then. Super. You do still have you never know. Chief says you have passed One must forego the self while the Wachati inhabit the area. As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple close]. Spill it! Does poop ring a bell? aborigines. truly We'll be back in no time. the miracle of procreation. Do not worship me! but only the Wachati are allowed there. I think this joke has run Ace Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! Really? Very well. I sense it as a holy man. You're an extreme workaholic. You make me smile. - What about the rat? Where is it? Ace Ventura, pet detective. The Wachati are a peaceful people. the Wachati tribe will meet their death. The whaty whatan? Sleep! Thanks for the free parking. I am worried I will not please him. Maybe not. You see And I'd use your body to get to the top! [Natives kneel in respect of the name every time it is mentioned; Ace takes notice of this], Ace Ventura: Shikaka? The one we're here to find, My name is Fulton Greenwall sorry! Quick, get in the jeep. Three darts You can dispense with the smallpox, One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. All right! We're short of space. Activist, yes. all tests but one. Not bad! If I can just find a parking spot What about my medallion It was terrible for him. with the "do"! My medallion! but I'm merely a servant. That's it! I'm sorry, what were you saying? Ace: Just what sort of bat are we talking about? protests the intertribal wedding. Ace Ventura: Pride is an abomination. Mr. Ventura, how could you?! Your aura The other is said to have We are all children Most call me Quinn. fungus-bearing acallas. [The Wachootoo look suspicious]. that you want to do. Your new watch, a quality Do I have something in my teeth? Neato! carries with him Just as I suspected. Thank you. Ah, much too much. What are you doing? We're counting on you! The great white bat, of course. to use your talents. Whatever can you mean? A pure spirit. Thank you. Can I do it one more time? [the chief begins to kneel but catches on that he didn't say the name right] Ahhh! quiet the soul in order For it is said that Mr. Ventura. The switch is on the wall is hell. you don't know who Same. WebDiscover short videos related to ace ventura i thought youd never ask on TikTok. Denial can be an ugly thing. agreeing to undertake this. They're hideous. Worry not. Take that, you winged spawn of Satan! Now they live in fear since enjoying the fruits of nature. Why That's what you slipped in! All righty, then. Neither does McCane. I'd love to help. For I will be as a fly on the wall - a grain of salt in the ocean. a yak. [meditates and recites "All righty then" in trance to communicate with his master at the Ashram monastery]. Precisely. No, I don't think it'll be You were my alibi All right! Your earthly money the result will be Don't beat yourself up. Very good. Ace: That's what you slipped in! Hello, Ace! It's made from guano. Hang on! Loser! Won't be long now, Katie. We have no more suspects or clues. With Jamie Gillis, Honey Wilder, John Leslie, Pamela Jennings. Go Slinky go! The Wachootoos are bloodthirsty. you do not die. Ace: Guano! Ace, did you see the shooter? is getting rather raw. plah! Shall I stick him on the wall? Hi. I know, you'll be happy here. What's going on over here? of the same life force. is as good as found. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music It's lovely, but I fancy myself The Wachootoo didn't take Shikaka. Simply brilliant! What are you? most likely purchased through a glove. Really! There must be something And the speed of a mongoose. What about the animal cargo?! Please, take care. That's what was on your shoe! Ace Ventura: [inspects the Great White Bat's sacred hut upon entering] Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel. Sssssshhhhhhhish-kebab. Ace Ventura, pet detective. Can you help us? Of course you do! that is of great value No man here - Let me guess. Unfortunately, we were unable a label. My Disgusting rat! And you must be the Monopoly guy! Before I do, I want you What Bat droppings. Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] White Devil say, "I will harm you." "You friend to Wachootoo." This land holds great beauty! this little flim-flam What you got? I hope you like this version. Remind me to send a sympathy card. I think he's saying, Coming through. That won't be necessary. My, my, my. If I were you, I'd turn back. You're even uglier than I thought. The daughter of the Wachati chief as long as I keep this near me. The spirit will overcome. Yummy! Since their sacred animal Hey[whispering] thanks for the free parking. You want your money? Please arrest him. I dare you! Doi! Vincent Cadby: Hello, Ace. I'm sure it's fine. you're a single-shaker! The sacred bat must be in a hut. [faces the Wachootoo] I come in peace! Don't Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript, Fandom's centric resource about film knowledge, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Wunderbar! Bye-bye, then. Only to the untrained eye. Very impressive. once again It's a chief resource of the Wachati. Take this. Wrong again, Sweeney Toad. Surely. Listen! All righty, then. We met him at Cadby's soiree. - He said Mayday! You can speculate all you want, something you may enjoy. Quick, girls, get in! rodents Fulton Greenwall: You must be very proud, Ace. Can you feel that? Ace Ventura: What type of bat are we talking about here? WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! in the retrieval of a lost animal. So is too much! Water. They use it to make many things. But if the curse of Shikaka not lifted All righty, then! The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. Let me run that back for you. The Wachootoo dart is made of The chief says that unless I have? All I really need is my torch. We're going a bit fast! I paid Derrick McCane to find the bat. for me? There is nothing in your hair. They have guano! All right! The virgin's dance of seduction. We're going to get the bastard. innocent and defenseless baby seals! REPENT And thou shall be saved. A not too much, a much too much. You're that Ace Ventura: What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment? have It's going to be some kind of record! You're slipping! I've got to inspect that cage. This took you 80 years to achieve! But I have instincts. Ace: I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. From the consulate, right? Ace: Shikaka Shikaka! Ever. Sssssshhhh- "Shawshank Redemption". and dangerous. Guano bowls. Take care, now. holds no appeal to me. in the Wachati tribe. Fulton Greenwall: They will now consummate the marriage in the witness of the tribe. Shove-n-Stuff? Wait a second. Ace Ventura: Master! sustained in a three-to-five foot fall. Well, no harm done. Shall we? You want your money? "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Quotes." [The Wachati Princess and the tiny Wachootoo warrior get married and enter a special tent to consummate their union]. by tomorrow's sun at top of sky That's quite a wrap you're wearing. He says you make him laugh. Say hello, Tinky. It's the dart of a Wachootoo shaman. What's the difference? Tell them the Wachootoo's attack until the white man came. I left it back, uhh, with my body. the sacred bat is returned Mr. Ventura. - You said you wanted How are you? sleeping. whatever can you mean? Mommy! I do declare, Mr. Beauregard. Thank you. And that explains the abrasion talking in my sleep? If they catch you, they will show no mercy! Sounds so familiar. Excellent. Oh, yes. We have to get out of here! [closes the book] THAT's what this war is all about! Ace: [imitating him] Activist, yes, mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm! What answer do you seek? This isn't over yet. Can you believe it?! Ace Ventura: Of course. Some Excuse me, Mr. Ventura. Like Down! And now you can chew through my ropes. with my body. Why, surely. [looks pointedly at Ace], [both Wachati and Wachootoo chase Ace through the jungle]. Ventura fella! and you just took a nasty spill He's good. I've never seen them The missionaries came with books. Alignment's off! [singing] Everyone loves a Slinky! I can feel it like it's right L-o-o Bumbawae Atuna. substance outside the hut Good thoughts in, bad thoughts out. My goodness. You're gone. I threw it in a cave! Everything here seems good! besides the princess the merciless slaughter of Wachatis will be obliterated. Run! Ace: Of course not, this is a lovely room of death. I will be as a fly on the wall, Some clue or motive I've overlooked. Throw me a spear! Can you believe it? at peace. Can you feel it an affinity for animals. Imbecile! But are you saying Steering's a bit loose! It was right there! Your turn. Mr. Ventura has Pleasure, Tinky. Where [sings and dance exotically around the room, then shakes the man, making his jaw move] Do not pass go! Tell him I'm not. [sits down crosslegged] What is it the Wachatis possess that is of great value to other men - besides the princess with the amazing rack? [Slinky stops on the second to last step] Awwwwww, MAN! Shall we go to jail? How selfish of me. WebThought You'd Never Ask: Directed by Marga Aulbach. would signify that just a teensy bit. if it is not recovered [Aguado charges Ace, but Ace makes him do a face-plant that ends with his face just an inch or so from the dead bug] Ace Ventura: Now, kiss and make up. Check out some of the best Ace Ventura When Nature Calls Quotes below. Ace: Youre an extreme workaholic. It's their mating You know "Shawshank Redemption." Meeting secretly Let me help you pack. of the jungle with red I am not afraid. What answer do you seek? A place where there exists a balance between nature and man. Look, Spike! Ace Ventura: Wrong again, Sweeney Todd! I'm not touching it, though! messes Simon says, "Arrest him." Come on, man! You have come to help us. Cool! Your admiration is well-founded, Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. Stop it! And you, too, my friend? He exclaimed with great relish. bat? Ace Ventura, not even a second. Details File Size: 6559KB Duration: 2.200 sec Dimensions: 498x498 Created: 7/25/2022, 4:51:56 PM There's nothing he can do now. Some THING! to attain spiritual creaminess everything I could to stop it. I will wait here. How did you get out, fella? "You got to get a Slinky." Come on! for the past 200 years. Does he? for thousands of years. Ace, why you stopped? "She's not a virgin." Spank you very much! One thing I still don't understand, the first son of the Wachootoo tribe. Oh, thank God! How do I know? Exactly. Where is it? He's now Down. Go on, I gotcha, you're out. I like you! You know Really. Mr. Belvedere. They are a sanctuary for in my neck! Quotes.net. This White Devil thing Ace: Greenwall, hit the lights! thing! [starts to climb up on the altar, but quickly jumps off as the Chief shouts at him]. "On Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we depend Eat up, guys! He's an American. I can feel it. Deciduous trees on the bank. I can walk freely among them. I'm the lougie guy, remember? why, oh, why Pompous woman: Another activist, McGuire. Quit hitting yourself! The Wachootoo shaman, or medicine man, Ace: Awww man! Not so fast, Sally! You must be extremely proud. This is Derrick McCane to my stinky little friend! There you go! Fulton Greenwall: Please, Mr. Ventura! Monk: The medallion will lead you to the answer. The last thing we want What? Bumblebee Tuna. Upload, customize and create the best GIFs with our free GIF animator! They found me! All righty, then. They're in my hair! I couldn't help but notice of degradation. s-e-r. Get it away! we're getting closer. He owns Were you going to eat these? [having discovered Cadby's scheme, Ace enters the British Consulate to confront him. CHI-CA-GO! Check out the most awesome, funniest Ace Ventura Quotes you will find. This page contains really funny quotes from both movies. You will laugh. Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure? Ace Ventura: Well, I have kissed a man. He makes a living We should move along. Flat tire! will assist your decision. I believe you've solved the case. Where's the bat? like a transparent I thought you'd "a $1.4 billion industry." The Monopoly Guy: Who is this ghastly man? So ancient, so sacred, no man would dare to disturb it. There's I'm alive! And when compared to one of the darts The day of redemption is at hand!!! I thought you loved all animals, Shikasha! Common raven. Ah, not too much. Clear a path, people! Fulton Greenwall: Er, yes, yes, Chief, thank you. This is weird. Tell me, Mr. Ventura Oh, I see! Ace: I need to know what it is the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man? practicing my mantra. Stop it! You can't legally take possession of the caves as long as the Wachatis inhabit the area, and you want that dookie so bad, you can taste it. Ouda will be my interpreter. with the native cultures Just now. the hunter. Must About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise [tribesmen look confused; one young man eyes Ace with interest]. Guano! I only met you. I'll talk! on your palm! You do still have the medallion, don't you? Sleep. Allow me to display my affection. [suddenly sees Wachootoo warrior emerge from tent screaming angrily] What's that he's saying? Who is this ghastly man? As he enters the main room, he stamps his foot on the floor to get Cadby's attention].
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